For the Birds Radio Program: Where the Boids Are

Original Air Date: April 1, 2003 Rerun Dates: April 1, 2013; April 1, 2004

Two college girls head up to Grand Marais for spring break in this parody of Where the Boys Are, featuring Karen Keenan as Tuggle, John Keenan as BJ, Russ Erickson as Merritt’s dreamboat, Tom Erickson as the narrator, and the California Ravens.

Duration: 8′00″

Transcript

Song lyrics:

Where the boids are, lifers wait for me.
Fieldfares and mockingbirds,
King Eiders and Fork-tailed Flycatchers.
Where the boids are, up in Grand Marais,
Migrants fill each spotting scope.
And rare birds are seen every day…

Where the boids are, that’s where I must be.
Where the boids are, where the boids are,
Where the boids are rare birds wait for me.

Till I see them, I’ll wait impatiently,
Where the boids are, where the boids are,
Where the boids are lifers wait for me.