For the Birds Radio Program: How Earth Angel Bird Identification Binoculars Saved Christmas
Did you ever wish you had a pair of binoculars that identified the birds you saw in 12 seconds flat? This program featured Joe Erickson as technologically advanced Rudolph, Ramiro Figueroa as world-weary Blitzen, and Ian Smith as clueless Santa when they were seniors in high school.
Transcript
SANTA: Ho ho ho!
BLITZEN: Santa, where are we?
SANTA: We’re just reaching the Australian coast, Blitzen.
BLITZEN: Are you sure about that? I think we made a wrong turn somewhere around Madagascar. It feels like we’re heading north.
SANTA: Ho ho ho! I know what I’m doing. I’ve been following this route for centuries.
RUDOLPH: Santa, even with my red nose, I can hardly see a thing. Maybe we should ask someone for directions.
SANTA: Ho ho ho!
BLITZEN: Rats, Rudolph. He’s a typical guy. He’ll never ask for directions.
RUDOLPH: Hey! There’s a bird sitting in that branch down there. Lucky Santa let us open our Christmas presents early. I can identify it with my new Earth Angel Bird Identification Binoculars—World Edition. With the teeny tiny microchip embedded in binocular housing, it can compare a bird we see with plumage of every known species and identify it in 12 seconds flat.
BLITZEN: How will that help?
RUDOLPH: You’ll see.... There! My Earth Angel bird identification binoculars say it’s a Ceylon Frogmouth, so we must be in Sri Lanka.
SANTA: You’re right, Rudolph. I did make a wrong turn. Ho ho ho!
BLITZEN: Thank goodness we figured it out in time. Earth Angel bird identification binoculars saved Christmas!
SANTA: Yes, now the good little children who ask for Pokemon games will find them under their trees on Christmas morning, saving the Japanese economy as well. Ho ho ho!
LAURA: Earth Angel Bird Identification Binoculars may not save your Christmas, but they will identify the bird you see in 12 seconds flat or your money back.
SANTA: Ho ho ho!